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Martha Stewart Needs to Smoke Some Weed

October 4, 2007 - 3:00 pm By Josh - New Hampshire

Martha Stewart

What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not.

When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook “Lil’ Smokie Cheese Balls” she stated that A1 sauce “is equivalent to Bongwater.”

Martha obviously had no idea what Sedaris was talking about.

Then Sedaris proceeded to say that she “used to smoke”…so Martha replied “do you like smoked cheese?” Clueless! I can’t believe this “baker” has never been “baked.”

You would think a former jailbird like Martha Stewart would’ve known the term “Bongwater”:

…But I guess not.

It would a lot of sense for her to smoke weed, though.

Imagine the creative possibilities! Food? No more low-sodium, health-conscious tofu chicken in a sun-dried tomato wrap with some sort of vinaigrette dressing on the side, that’s for sure.

Sloppy nachos for all!

As for crafts? After a few tokes, I bet she could build the best bong ever.

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