9 Doors

By Steve

Hmmm…where do I begin to explain the premise of 9 Doors?

Players control a semi-animated stick figure – and when I say semi-animated I mean intentionally bootleg for comedic purposes; think “End of the World”. Anyways, there are nine doors. One door leads to yayness and the rest lead to death.

Simply start by choosing doors. Pick a death door and your stick figure will die a hilarious death like getting stabbed by five javelins, getting his head squished by an enormous machine or getting injected with an AIDS needle.

Play 9 Doors tonight when you are hammered and the bootleg simplicity of the whole thing will keep you clicking for a good 20 minutes.