Who Wants to Smell Like A Vagina?!
September 26, 2007 Posted in News-ish
You know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because itâs like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?
Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.
Vulva Original (Iâm not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.
Its developers insist Vulva âis not a perfume.â? Instead, they describe their product as âa beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.â?
Ew.
Developed in Germany, where a âresearch teamâ? is working on complimenting the original scent with two new smells, âExoticâ? and âEighteenâ? (I mean, Jesus!).
Vulva Original doesnât have much media surrounding it besides an explicit website with lots of vague references to sex.
Although, I guess if youâre selling something that supposedly smells like vajayjays, there really isnât much to say besides âbuy this if you like the smell of vaginaâ?.
As for me, Iâll stick with my scented candles.
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thats fucking gross
GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!!!!! Who in the heck is in the lab making this? And worse yet who are they using as a replica for aroma???!! Seriously… This is twisted!
Mmmmmmm Can't wait to wake up in the morning to the fresh sent of a woman.
****fresh! key on FRESH….. none of this just had sex the night before bull shit with no shower!
What a dumb idea.
Why?????????
George Vreeland Hill
You guys just haven't been there yet. Grow up. I used to manage a couple of health clubs. One day I had my sweetie for lunch and time got a little carried away. We went down on each other but I had to hurry back to work (forgot to wash my face). The scent of my lovely lady was still on my mustache when I returned. I hugged lots of women back then. The next four women I met all started pawing me and telling me that there "was something about me" that was special. One woman (I was sleeping with her as well at the time), told me that I had never been so kissable. Moral. There is something about the smell of a nice clean pussy that even turns women on. I have often thought over the years about how wonderful it would be to be able to bottle and market that scent. Women would be crawling all over me. I wrote about it in an E-book called Ultimate Sex Secrets and have since heard from a few other men with similar experiences. Scent of a woman even turns on other women. Amen.