The Daily Shocker: Damn Dirty Baboons

September 25, 2007 - 4:00 pm By Josh - New Hampshire

The Daily Shocker

350 baboons run rampant in South Africa’s neighborhoods, going into the fridge without permission, stealing food and taking dumps all over the place. It’s like the worst roommate ever times 350. (BreitbartTV)

Boy gets bullied at school. Boy’s mother and big sister get news of the bullying. Mother and big sister team up and bully the bullier right back on the school bus, embarrassing him with bitch-slaps, ’cause nothing is less embarrassing than your mother and sister fighting on your behalf. (ABC News)

Peach Bottom Nuclear Power Plant houses several real-life Homer Simpsons. (WCBSTV)

Wanna get laid? Go to Bell Street Middle School. (CNN)

The saddest story of all time was posted today, September 5, 2007. I’M GONNA COMMIT BLOODY MURDER ON EVERY ASS-CLOWN INVOLVED IN THIS SITUATION. (Yahoo)

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