The Perfect Boob Is All About the Nips (According to Science)

By COED Staff

What factors make up the perfect breast?

In a previous article titled ‘Finding the Perfect Boobies’ Chris Sullivan described the perfect boob by saying, “if you have to cup your hand and there is titty touching all parts of your hand, from your finger tips to the heel of your mitt, then you have the perfect boob in your grasp.”

I value Chris’ opinion but I’m gonna need something a bit more scientific. So, we now turn to Patrick Mallucci, a leading tit job doctor, who at the first international conference on breast enlargement claimed he came up with a formula to finding the perfect boob.

Find out his formula after the jump!

Pat tells us – size doesn’t matter and that the most importance falls on the location of the nipple. He then goes on to give us a bunch of medical mumbo-jumbo that isn’t entertaining but I did get a kick out of his research tactics.

“Just what kind of research, field-testing and evidence gathering went into this calculation? Nudie magazines. According to the U.K.’s Daily Mail paper, Mallucci spent hours pouring over photos of topless women in magazines and newspapers (in the U.K., papers such as The Sun feature photos of topless models every day).”

What a job.