Carrot Top is Jacked and Frightening

September 19, 2007 Posted in News-ish

My roommate is scared shitless by Carrot Top.

She wonât look at pictures of him, runs from the room if he happens to come on TV, and refuses to even say his name.

She wonât explain her fear, just whispers that âhim and a ventriloquist doll are two the scariest things you could ever see at the foot of your bed in the middle of the night.â?

While my phobia is not as rampart as hers, I completely understand the fear.

The dude was weird looking even before he started on the ‘roids; now that heâs jacked, he barely resembles a human.

Something is seriously wrong with his face, but itâs hard to tell what.

Did he get weird plastic surgery? Did the steroids melt his features a little?

Is he transitioning into a giant, muscular woman?

I hear heâs big in Vegas, which can only mean one of two things; A) people who are drunk and have lost all their money to slot machines go see him in an attempt to put themselves out of their misery, or B) they like freaks.

Are you one of those Carrot Top loving individuals? Or does he terrify you into peeing yourself?