Haiku Reviews: Kanye West, 50 Cent and Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

By Josh

Kanye West – Graduation

Tighter, shorter disc
Makes for more consistency;
Less visionary

Some criticism:
Too braggy and boasty (duh);
Whiny and preachy

Mr. West is best
At sampling oddities (Can!)
So tune in, drop out

50 Cent – Curtis

Oh, 5-0 – please quit
The rap game doesn’t need you
And your lazy drawl

Typical 50:
Ice-Cream-jingle hooks and
Barrel-scraping beats

Vitamin Water
Is needed to wash away
The sins of Curtis

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

Metroid on the Wii
Easily goes toe-to-toe
With the series’ best

Control is spot-on
Wiimote’s potential is shown
Point-and-click indeed!

It’s a no-brainer:
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Is a masterpiece