The Daily Shocker: Deadly Wives, Knives and Microwave Popcorn

By Josh

Oopsy Deathsy: Iowa Woman Slays Her Cheating Husband with a Knife…By Mistake! (MSNBC)

Swiss Army of One: Wheeler High School Student Suspended 10 Days and Charged with a Felony for Bringing All-Purpose Blade to School (AJC)

Orville Deadenbacher: Diacetyl, a Chemical Found in Popcorn, Reportedly Causes Lung-Damage (CNN Video)

U.K.P.P.: Anatomically-Correct Doll “Baby Pee Pee” in the United Kingdom is Perfect for Perverts
(Hello Hedonism)

Jack-of-all-Trades: Man at University of Manitoba Caught Masturbating to Internet Porn in Library; When Approached By Security Says, “I’m almost done, can I finish?” (Winnipeg Sun)