After receiving what he felt to be “unfriendly treatmentâ€? at Columbia University, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmandinejad has decided to return the favor by extending an invitation to President Bush to speak at an Iranian university. Ahmandinejad, who has finished up his visit to New York, offered the invitation to show the world how much more respectful Iranian students are toward visiting dignitaries, as opposed to the United States where he was met with protests. President Bush, most likely and rightfully, declined the invitation. (more…)

I have a rule of thumb that the girls I date can not have arms strong enough to fold a frying pan into a cannoli. I’m sorry you just have to draw the line somewhere.

Sadly, going to college isn’t all about drinking beer and getting handj*bs during Art of the Western World. Wait…I should say, going to college isn’t all about drinking beer and getting handj*bs during Art of the Western World for the students who want to make something of their lives after their four years are up.

Being a 21st-century college student in the US affords you numerous opportunities to become a leader, make change through activism or at the minimum create awareness for issues that will effect members of the global country club in the years to come.

Even if you are lazy S.O.B. and leadership, activism and awareness aren’t your thing you should at least be educated on world issues. Below I list the seven most important issues of 2007 that have been completely censored or ignored by the media.

It really is scary s**t! (more…)

Man finds $100K in attic, ends up fighting cops, widow, demon inside him that says “f*** it all, move to Fiji and marry a hot Sweden chick.” (Sun Sentinel)

Damn! Teachers really are horny these days – do any of them have the decency to keep their cream-colored pantsuits from TJ Maxx on? (MSN News)

Baby’s first sleepover: a day care in Canada, like, totally forgot that a 3-year-old was inside, so they locked her in overnight. (Edmonton Sun)

When the Big Cheese teaches the Little Cheese, it’s turns out rotten. (Gawker)

“11 Things to Do When You’re in Traffic Gridlock” (SF Gate)

Jones Soda presents: Dirt and Sweat Soda. Seriously. (BusinessWeek)