The Daily Shocker: Britney, Broccoli, IBM Bits and Big-League Broads

By Josh

Britney Spears VMA comeback will include hordes of dancers zipping around in harnesses mid-air and a “Disappearing Act” through a set of mirrors courtesy of magician Criss Angel. It’s great to see Spears back in music. (NY Daily News)

Two bozos busted by cops over sketchy marijuana broccoli exchange. Apparently, oregano was out of stock at the local supermarket. (The Morning Call)

IBM is developing a chip no bigger than a speck of dust that can hold about 1,000 trillion bits of data. World domination is only months away! (Information Week)

Forbes releases top crop of the world’s most powerful women. Surprisingly, strippers were omitted from the list. (CNN)