The Daily Shocker

By COED Staff

• Actual Headline: Kangaroo Injured In Low-Speed Chase Through Alps (CBS2)

• Guy Buys Feces Filled Mansion (FOX)

• Science Lesson: What Causes Morning Wood (Healia.com)

• Nine-Year-Old Boy Slips in Bathroom, Gets His Nuts Caught in a Pipe (News.com)

• America: Still Filled With Fatties (Yahoo)

• Greek Man Saves Village with Homemade Wine, Deemed Hero/Wino (NYTimes)