The Daily Shocker
August 28, 2007 Posted in News-ish

- Actual Headline: Kangaroo Injured In Low-Speed Chase Through Alps (CBS2)
- Guy Buys Feces Filled Mansion (FOX)
- Science Lesson: What Causes Morning Wood (Healia.com)
- Nine-Year-Old Boy Slips in Bathroom, Gets His Nuts Caught in a Pipe (News.com)
- America: Still Filled With Fatties (Yahoo)
- Greek Man Saves Village with Homemade Wine, Deemed Hero/Wino (NYTimes)

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