Shocker! Miss Teen South Carolina Flubs Answer About Education
August 27, 2007 Posted in News-ish
The great state of South Carolina is represented flawlessly by Ms. South Carolina, a blonde, dumb-as-bricks girl who sputtered out delicious quotes on the subject of U.S. maps during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.
In less than a minute Lauren Caitlin Upton’s brain is able to wax political about the United States’ lack of maps, “The Iraq,” South Africa, “Asian Countries,” education and “everywhere, like and such as.”
I’m 100% positive that she memorized the most-searched political words and phrases on Ask Jeeves when preparing for the pageant.
I’m also 100% positive that I’ll use her answer as my new monologue the next time I audition for a part in a feature film.
Watch the video after the jump.
Question: “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?”
Answer:
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OH MY FUCKIN GOD!
so you just want the fuckin title don't ya???????????? OMG…
Dumb ass.
Her family must have been using these maps as rolling papers when she was growing up. Despite the fact that after the show she never made it home because her mental compass is obviously broken
Miss Teen South Carolina answered that question badly, but she's still got her looks to fall back on…
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