LiLo Avoids Felony Charges; Gets Wrist Firmly Slapped

By John

If there is any lesson to be learned from the charges filed against Lindsay Lohan, it’s that you should always, always shove every last crystal of cocaine up your nose before cops pull you over. That way you won’t get charged for possession…?

LiLo has been charged with seven misdemeanors (and zero felonies – more on that in a bit) from her two counts of DUI, adding up to a grand total of four days in jail if she is found guilty on all accounts.

Since the amount of cocaine found on both nights was less than .05 grams (the amount required for felony charges) she will avoid any repercussion worth writing home (or a book) about.

Considering that she just left rehab Lohan is, shall we say, “mighty lucky” that the powers that be didn’t punish her to the full extent of the law.

In closing:

7 misdemeanors + 2 DUIs + .08 alcohol + .05 grams cocaine = THIS.