Political Aussie Gets Flossy at Strip Club

By Josh

Some politicians debate on issues via live television, others stuff taxpayers money up a stripper’s G-string. They handle politics differently in Australia, as evidenced by the scandalous happenings with Kevin Rudd at a strip club four-years ago in New York City that have only been unveiled recently.

So, who’s the provider of this dirty inside information just in time for election season?

None other than whistle-blower/cock-blocker Rupert Murdoch.

When Kevin Rudd, the Opposition leader and lead candidate for election in Australia visited New York years ago, he was courted by New York Post editor Col Allen and Warren Snowdon into checking out Scores gentlemen’s club. After some heavy boozing Rudd (a Christian family-man, natch) was reportedly scolded by the Scores’ staff for getting too touchy-feely and got kicked out soon afterwards.

While no juicy details of that now-infamous night have been leaked thus far (“man-code” at its finest), Rudd told The Guardian that “he had been too drunk to remember much of what had happened.”

Yeeeeeeah! Score!