Scarlett Johansson’s Movie Strategy: Triple Penetration

By Josh

While some may consider the oh-so-voluptuous Scarlett Johansson a bit prudish next to Jessica Biel and her bare-assed role as a stripper raising a child in Powder Blue, she has proven to be quite the opposite…in a way.

In response to the possible union strike Johansson has signed on to no less than three movies – He’s Just Not That Into You, Frank Miller’s The Spirit and Mary Queen of Scots – all to be filmed back-to-back-to-back.

Mmm…back-to-back.

A quick rundown: ScarJo will play a lovelorn pilates instructor/singer in He’s Just Not That Into You, the sexy secretary (sexretary?) Silk N. Floss in Spirit and Queen Mary (but of course) in Mary Queen of Scots. That’s a whole lotta role-playing.

Mmm…role-playing.

With all three of her holes roles being filled (within a tight schedule, no less), Scarlett Johansson needn’t worry about being called a prude.