How Do You Make a Porn Name?

Planning on jumping into the porn industry? With 14 billion changing hands every year and tons of competition you better have a good stage name if you wanna make the big bucks & bang the hot $lut$! (Yeaaahh I just rhymed).

By Steve

Over the years I’ve heard various ways to create the ultimate porn name. Today we will dissect these options and put them to the test.

Option One: Take the name of your first pet then add the street name you first livead at. My first pet was an adorable hamster named Sammy and my first house was Jo-anne Ct. in Randolph, NJ. “Sammy Jo-anne?” Not so much! That name would only work if I was doing tranny porn… which won’t be happening anytime soon.

Option Two: This one is a classic. Take your middle name and add your current street name. I would be “Ray Stratford” which seems like a Porn Emmy Award Winning name.

Option Three: Use the porn name generator. Cool! I got “Uncle Nasty.”

Option Four: Be like the porn star in Texas who took the name of her friend from 3rd grade. This doesn’t work too well because eventually the person will google their name and see your face railing some fat chick.

Option Five: Use the name generator at blogthings.com. It gave me “Rodney Rammer” and I will take Rodney Rammer.