Penis Pumping Condom Helps Us Out

Everyone knows condoms aren’t the easiest things for us to use. Whether they’re British and embarrassed, or just dumb and stupid, a lot of us are claiming that strapping on the latex glove makes everything less…intense.

By COED Staff

In case you’re one these bitchy complainers, British condom maker Futura Medical Plc may have finally made the condom that shuts you up for good.

According to a study the company released on Thursday, their new condoms help men “have firmer and bigger erections, as well as a longer-lasting sexual experience.â€?

How does this happen? Well, those practical thinkers at Futura Medical put “a small amount of gelâ€? in the peak of the condom that “dilates the arteries and increases blood flow to the penis.â€?

You know, my girlfriend had a lipstick that did the same thing once. It was supposed to plump her lips, but instead, it just tingled until it burned.

Here’s hoping Futura Medical isn’t using the same formula cause a tingley burnng sensation on “m-d” would be a big turn off.