Fact: Alyssa Milano Loves Bangin’ Baseball Players

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In every circle of friends there is a whore. Eric Clapton and Geroge Harrison had Patty Boyd, 80’s metal stars Tommy Lee and Bret Michaels had Pam Andreson (they have the homemade porn to prove it) and MLB in general has Alyssa Milano. To be more specific LA Dodgers Brad Penny and Russell Martin have Alyssa Millano. Brad Penny and Alyssa were dating over the last 2 years until that relationship ended and she moved onto Russell…. mmm sloppy seconds!

Over last 5 years Alyssa has been sonanamouly links with baseball players. In fact if you look up baseball groupie in the dictionary there will be a big picture of Alyssa and her enormous floppy tits. Shall wie explore the list of other players she has been linked to? Ok, Carl Pavano, Barry Zito, Brad Penny and now Russell Martin. Those are just the confirmed victims too! I give it a 97% chance she banged David Ortiz too.

Any other time I would actually feel bad for Penny. Getting your girl jacked by your own LA Dodger teammate has to blow and could make for some pretty awkward lockerroom moments but Brad Penny has the last laugh. Not only is Martin banging his sloppy seconds but Penny has moved onto the sexier/younger/syphylis free … I mean Dushku! Eliza is smoking hot so here’s to you Brad Penny, you are an All-Star on the field and in life.

  • rcampbell says:

    “Alyssa Milano ‘Does’ more baseball players than Bob Ross does Mountains” genius digg title..

  • Tommy says:

    You’ll know she’s truly a groupie when she gets with Randy Johnson

  • Joe says:

    Only problem is Eliza isnt with Brad.

  • say what says:

    Eliza Dushku IS dating Brad Penny. just google it or look at any recent interviews with her, like the jimmy fund at fenway she did last week

  • Juggalo says:

    Didnt know she was a whore but come on you have to admit she is hot as hell!

  • assitcher says:

    while I agree Dushku is a doll, you cannot tell me that alyssa milano isn’t a hot piece, cause if push comes to shove “whoore” or not she still has more of a body than Dushku, either way I’ve still knocked a few out with both their pics so who gives a shit right?

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