What Ever Happened To: Tone Loc
July 17, 2007 Posted in Music

Tone Loc - the hoarse-voiced artist formally known for his hits “Wild Thing” and “Funky Cold Medina”, has committed a terrible crime… Yes, the crime being he stopped making music. These three songs, the only songs anyone has ever heard from this artist, use almost the same exact beat (which he stole the beat from Van Halen’s ‘Jaime’s Cryin, but was never sued) but with different, awful lyrics. Though, to the dismay of his 31 fans, Tone Loc decided to make the jump to movies where he discovered mere success. We remember him in such gems as ‘Surf Ninjas’, ‘Ace Venture: Pet detective’ and of course, ‘Blank Check‘. Producers, directors and critics all cringed at his acting but noticed his voice and quickly made the move for him to do voice over work. You can now see Tone Loc at any of Vegas’ premiere casinos. Nope, not performing but playing cards… Obviously Disney doesn’t pay their voice-over actors too well. One thing to remember about this article: “It’s the 80′s and Loc’s down wit da ladies!”
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