Comments on: Lenny “Nails” Dykstra http://coedmagazine.com/2007/07/14/lenny-nails-dykstra/ Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:10:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Editor http://coedmagazine.com/2007/07/14/lenny-nails-dykstra/comment-page-1/#comment-2823 Sun, 15 Jul 2007 15:15:46 +0000 http://coedmagazine.com/sports/Features/1215#comment-2823 i hear lenny is the new jim cramer

]]> By: Pat Keegan http://coedmagazine.com/2007/07/14/lenny-nails-dykstra/comment-page-1/#comment-2822 Sat, 14 Jul 2007 17:40:52 +0000 http://coedmagazine.com/sports/Features/1215#comment-2822 I went to see the fireworks at the Vet after a Phillies game and I sat in centerfield… I remember I pocketed some dip that had hardened out there. I swore it was Lenny's, so I kept it. I hid that dried up wad in my pocket until the ride home when my mom could smell my hands, and ultimately discovered the dip. Disturbingly, I believe I used my hand in common use, without thinking about what had just been in that very same hand. What I mean is the picking of the nose, the scratching of the face and of course, the touching of the lips. That is the closest I have ever come to making out with a major league baseball player… I am just honored it was THE Lenny Dykstra.

It was completely worth the 3-week long herpes I had on my bottom lip. Can't get that with a baseball card.

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