Miss NJ Revealed as Attention Whore (Not Real Whore)
July 12, 2007 Posted in News-ish
After days of excruciating buildup, Miss Garden State has finally released those controversial photos of herself.Vanessa Williams sheâs not. In fact, the photos, which depict a clothed Miss NJ stretching and breast-feeding her boyfriend, are way lamer than most photos I see go up on Facebook everyday â including my friend Anthonyâs 47 albums dedicated to his semester in Budapest.
So whatâs the big deal? I can only conclude that Miss NJ is a big, fat attention whore, scheming to steal Americaâs heart and crown by overcoming this horrible media adversity with grace and politesse. She might have had something if the pics were of her shooting up in the slums of Trenton with a gaggle of trannies, but spreading your jean-clad legs for a photo is not exactly controversy. Itâs called flash photography.
Sorry, Miss NJ, but until you get yourself in some real trouble, weâre just not gonna care. In the meantime, youâre a big disappointment. If you really want to be famous, learn something from that former Miss USA, why donât you.
Here is the video from the âTodayâ? show. See the breast chomping action on video.


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