Although its not usually the topic in the locker room at the gym, we men all have had awful experiences sexually. It could range from something you’ve said in the heat of the moment to bangin’ a girl you find out is your cousin. Welp, its time to discuss some of these situations, get them out in the open, so we don’t have to feel weird about it any longer.

1. This first experience is likely the most common sexual blunder committed. Those of us who enjoy throwing back adult beverages on a larger scale, like to the point of blacking out, are more susceptible to waking up next to someone who won’t exactly be winning the Miss New Jersey pageant. Just last weekend my friends were busting my chops for hooking up with a girl who looked like the female Howard Stern with a perm . Although you are getting some play, its still a hit to the male ego if the girl you wake up next to doesn’t meet the standards of your friends.

Advice: This is bound to happen fellas, so here is a life motto you might want to adopt. Don’t have standards, this way you will never be disappointed.” That might not be the greatest advice, but it really helps your thought process on your walk home from the girl your friends will now refer to as “The George Washington look-a-like”. (more…)

Living in New York City, I get to see all the hipsters come out to play. Lucky me!I’m not a hipster myself, but I know how to spot them. I know about the tight pants, the big glasses, The Misshapes, etc. But I had NO idea it is now cool, trendy and well….hip, to look like this.

WTF is this? Is this guy for real? Are those teal shorts for real? Is that netted, mesh tank top, for real? ARE THOSE GLASSES FOR REAL?

Apparently, they are and so is he. And so are a lot of other hep cats living in Brooklyn and will be soon scattered throughout the entire country, I’m sure. And, thus is the beginning of “Fashion Futurism,â€? a trend that mixes bright and ballsy ’80’s fashion with a Jetsons type vibe. (more…)

If you haven’t heard Scott Baio has a new show on the king of comeback networks, VH1 (For those of you pondering this think about it, Breaking Bonduce, Flavor of Love, Hogan Knows Best, the list goes on and on). That’s right, Charles in Charge himself has a new show called “Scott Baio is 45…and Single“. Let me tell ya ,that last time I saw a show this phony was when Tony Siragusa’s show “Man Caves” first aired. The shows suppose to be a reality show about Scott Baio going to all of his ex-girlfriends (all of which are actresses that make rent by working at IHOP) and the discussions Scott Baio has with his exes on why he still might be single. Here’s the real gag. For those of you who think that a show about Scott Baio meeting is ex girlfriends is a joke, I got one that tops that. The show isn’t even a reality show! It’s fake! Listed below are the 3 indicators that prove that Scott Baio’s supposed reality show isn’t real. (more…)

21 year old Keeley Hazell is the UKs version of Paris Hilton… homemade sex tape and all but today I want to know, is she the hottest woman in the world? Check out the gallery & video then vote!

CO-ED’s last post about Bear Grylls pissed me off so I offer a rebuttal.

Over the past several years Bear Grylls has been Mr. Adjective. He’s been called everything from rugged, to inspiring, to even disgusting (like the time he ate a grub worm after finding it under a gooey rock. mmmm, Yummy protein). But up until recently there’s been a new adjective to describe Bear, a fraud. Mark Weinert, a former consultant for the hit series “Man vs. Wild,” the Discovery Channel series that shows viewers techniques on how to survive in the wild, has reported two instances where Bear Grylls was assisted from outside sources during filming. Weinert claims that during the “Desert Islandâ€? episode Bear spent time in a motel and had assistance from the camera crew in building a raft that took him to safety. Since Weinert has released this statement many reporters and fans have gone on to say that Bear Grylls is a fraud and has misled his loyal viewers into thinking that he’s not the Bear we thought he was.

Allow me to clear up the confusion. (more…)

Kicking Footballs Into Cars
These guys have invented a new sport called kicking footballs into moving cars. The rules are pretty self explanatory. Soon to be classic line: Its a 96!

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The Perfect Rope Swing
Here is why fat people shouldn’t rope swing

Steve Urkel visits Full House
It all went down in 1994 and Uncle Jesse teaches him a life lesson on how to walk cooool, the Uncle Jesse way… got any cheese?

What’s more hilarious than a sexy sorority girl drinking beer out of a red solo cup? Yup, a sexy sorority girl drinking beer out of a cup that has a mustache printed on it to make it look like she’s got a Wade Boggs ’stache every time she takes a sip… haha joke’s on her!

“Pick You Nose Party Cups” are for the life of the party who is always looking to lighten the mood. “Each of these photo- realistic paper cups comes emblazoned with a new nose. When you tip your head to take a drink – voila – you get an instant nose job.”

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First there were rumors that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz of “Fall Out Boy” got “his and hers nose jobs” and although there is no proof I wouldn’t put it past them. Then the rumors were flying that Simpson was knocked up. If this were true I’d petition for a court ordered paternity test cause I’m still convinced Wentz is a homo. Getting back to the point the latest rumor from the ultimate musical sell-out faux emo power couple is they are to be hitched in spring of 2008. $50 says Pete Wentz hyphenates his last name… Pete Wentz-Simpson. (more…)

There are well over 110 million iPods in circulation today. Everyday, even multiple time a day, we see people walking down the street with their ear buds in and music cranked up, oblivious to what is going on around them. This oblivious state make it very easy for low life petty thieves to run up (remember you can’t hear them creeping up because “Ace of Base – All That She Wants” is blaring), push you down and jack your iPod. Bingo Bango an easy crime that just scored them a $350 iPod to resell on the streets. In fact this crime is getting so prevalent that it’s got a new sweet nick name… iJacking! (more…)