Jessica Biel’s Top 5 on the Internet

#5 GQ Bikini Slide Show
One of the eight pictures in the slide show.
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Non-Drug Sleeping Tactics by Dr. Jess

The world isn’t getting any easier. Judging by the recent headlines, there’s more to be shook up about than ever. Add a little end of semester jitters and it’s quite possible that a third installment of Spring Semester Freak-Out Remedies might be in order.
This time, I thought I’d give away a few evening rituals that I’ve learned over the years. I  Click to read more

Dramatic Chipmunk Poll: Which is the Funniest Video Remix

The orignal dramatic chipmunk video is the best 5 second video on the internet, a true viral video superstar. I even saw it on the ‘Today Show.’ Actually, no I didn’t but I’m sure Al Roker has ran into it while surfing the net. Since its release last week CollegeHumor.com has taken the Dramatic Chipmunk video produced 4 remixs. After… Click to read more

Want a “perfect” girlfriend? Make her watch this video!

All day girls are bombarded with information on how to be the perfect grilfriend. Whether its from MTV, Cosmo or their “friends” 90% of the information is crap and I personally hold all these information peddlers responcible for making every girl I’ve ever met a complete mental case…
Recently I found a video that explains step-by… Click to read more

Not Your Average Bomb: The Gay Bomb

I’ll be the first to admit that I did some messed up shit to my frenemies during my younger years. One time in middle school, my friends and I poured Snapple and mashed strawberries in a girl’s backpack because we were fighting for absolutely no reason.
Seeing as our military isn’t in middle school (though they are in a similar predicament: fighting for a… Click to read more

Chris Benoit is just another statistic in an alarming new trend

Yeah, yeah by now we all know that Chris Benoit was an enormous psycho. The guys smothered his 7 year old son for cryin’ out loud. Not to take away from the horrible tragity but the death rate among pro wrestlers is an emerging trend that is quite alarming. Eric Cohen from About.com explores wrestling “Dirty Little Secret” the death rate amo… Click to read more

Megan Fox: The New Hollywood “It�? Girl

Let me preface this by saying I am 100% not a lesbian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
But Megan Fox, who is the female lead in the upcoming summer movie, Transformers, is HOT. So hot, in fact, that she blows any Jessica – be it Alba, Biel AND Simpson – out of the water completely.
Thanks to IMDB.com, I’ve learned that… Click to read more

US News College Ratings: Complete Bullshit?

When I think back to my college search process, I can remember combing through books and magazines that my parents shoved in my face that ranked every aspect of a college from the biggest party school to the average parental income of students. Although I always had my mind set on venturing out of the Midwest and to school in upstate New York, I still enjoyed read… Click to read more

Jobs, Apartments and Sex Toys; OH MY

Moving to another state used to be a nightmare; finding the perfect apartment, furnishing it with perfect furniture and landing that perfect job seemed almost if not completely impossible. That was until God (or Santa if you are a non believer) brought us Craigslist.com. Now, not only can you find a place to live, a job, and some really great free crap, but you… Click to read more

Why Are You Crying?: Films That Scared Me as a Kid

During a conversation with the roommate about The Labyrinth, one of my most favorite movies ever, I realized that even though I think it’s amazingly fantastic now (David Bowie in riding pants singing with a bunch of puppets? I would like to kiss the person who thought that scene up!), it scared the bejezus out of me when I was younger.
I’m not sure how and whe… Click to read more

How to Gain Ten Pounds

Although the thought of trying to gain weight makes me more than a little nervous, I can accept that there are lucky ladies out there who naturally resemble sticks.
So I’m going to put aside my jealousy and tell you the secret to packing on the pounds. I found this how-do guide in my Time Out New York this past week. If you’re looking to lose ten pounds… Click to read more

Midget Porn! Verne Troyer Leaks Sex Tape

In the holy f—ing hell section, Verne Troyer has leaked a sex tape. Yeah you heard me right!
I checked it out and when Verne sticks his tongue in the tranny looking girls mouth I nearly puked. This will haunt my dreams tonight.
Would Mini-Me stoop low enough (play on words…get it?) to release a sex tape to drum up attention for his new film Love Guru? P… Click to read more

Space Station Retrospection…

Was this f’ing thing made as an 8th grade science project?
I mean, dude, over $100 Billion spent world-wide on this thing and 1 game of mine sweeper throws the whole thing off – WTF?! I can do 3 word docs, YouTube, a DVD, IM, Photoshop and a little CounterStrike, and these Rocket Scientists (literally) can’t keep that bad boy running…uhhhhh…okkkkkkkk.
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Be a stud! Dress like this!

If you want to be a stud take some style tips from this incredible GQ slideshow. It’s as simple as that. You will walk down the street with women flinging themselves at you, doors will open to new opportunities and unknown people at bars will randomly give you high fives for no apparent reason at all. Sure it will cost a 1/4 semesters tuition to afford most o… Click to read more

NEITHER: Kim Cattrall as ‘Lassie’ in Porky’s

This one is a bit of a trick… not a tennis star or pornstar, but a really awesome clip none the less.

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