Nunchuck Nun Catapult
October 20, 2006 Posted in Features

Hey, don't you ignore me. I own your T.A. ass, and I'll shoot a motherf—ing NUN at you if you don't listen to my thoughts on intelligent design. Oh, does it hurt when I send a little plastic representative of our Lord straight into your esophagus? Well, I have three more where that came from. I am FILLED with Christ's love. ($7, stupid.com)

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