Mr. Always Single

If another Saturday night rolls around and you are sitting home alone watching yet another episode of Jackass, you may actually start to wonder, &#39Hey, have I been single for too long?&#39 You know all your boys are out with their girlfriends &#39 it&#39s &#39date night&#39 and you simply don&#39t have a girl! Hey &#39 there&#39s nothing wrong with being single, but is it beyond embarrassing that everyone thinks the couch is your best friend?

By COED Staff

It&#39s been a tad too long when …

You, first and foremost, find something wrong with all the women who come into your life. If Lauren&#39s hair is too blonde and Kristin doesn&#39t talk enough, it&#39s no wonder you&#39ve been flying solo for quite a while. There are plenty of hotties out there; all of that criticism is really unwarranted.

Did you just strangely snort at Nicole&#39s joke? Here&#39s another tell-tale sign: acting awkward around the opposite sex. If there doesn&#39t seem to be anything other than sports and beer in your life, this probably has contributed to your awkwardness around the females. It may be time to throw yourself into the hooking-up scene.

If you have an obsession with Jenna Jameson, this also means the time has come for one of those blind dates with your fraternity brother&#39s cute cousin. Addictions to porn are flashing red lights: being single has taken you to an unhealthy level.

Finally, if those around you start to question which &#39team&#39 you play for, you need to get a girl and FAST!

Let&#39s face it &#39 being single can be awesome, but after a while, it&#39s good to have a bit of intimacy in your life.