Generally speaking, the faster something is, the better: pitches, cars, death, girls. And I have to say I agree with that sentiment. Especially after watching this video of the “World’s Fastest Everything.” Of course, it doesn’t actually include everything, but that’s not to say it doesn’t try…

One of the things that amazes us here at COED is how, every single day of the year, we can find new, super-hot chicks to feature on the Site, who we didn’t even know about. Like miss Vanessa Cooper here. Until the other day, we had literally never heard of this bodacious blonde. And now, she’s topping The Week in Re-boob and we’ve seen her naked. (Just Google it…)

This 25-year-old Fort Lauderdale, Florida native is one of the hottest girls you’ll catch on the beach. With a body this fly, it’s Ericka’s duty to show it to the world. It’s her contribution toward making the world a better place. Like Ghandi. Seriously, this chick is like the Ghandi of having a smokin’ hot ass.

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When you think of a smokin’ hot blond, something tells me what comes to mind is someone more or less exactly like Elaine Alden. And by that, I mean she has a body to kill for, super pretty and makes you reexamine your life to figure out why one of these isn’t sitting right next to you.

I know it’s wrong to make fun of people for things that they can’t help. But damnit, I just can’t help myself! I mean, it’s not my fault that this woman looks like a bug-eyed park goblin, lurking behind trees, waiting to breath heavily on innocent people. Somebody’s got to stand up to this kind of threat. And I’m willing to take the blame for being an asshole, and just call a spade a spade. You’re welcome.

Damn, girls are awesome, aren’t they? I mean, they’re soft, they smell good, and when the get drunk they seem to all start groping each other like they’re at a Caligula party. Like most things with women, we have no idea why they do it. Maybe it’s for attention, maybe it’s just because boobs are freakin’ awesome. But who cares? With pics like these, everybody wins!

When the new GI Bill kicks in Aug. 1, the government’s best-known education program for veterans will get the biggest boost since its World War II-era creation. But the benefit is hardly the “Government Issue,” one-size-fits-all standard the name implies. In fact, depending on where service members and veterans decide to attend college, they could receive a full ride, or very little.

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We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That’s just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support.

Naughty blond super hottie, Kayden Kross got her start in the business of getting naked when she began working as a stripper at age 18. Soon after, she was being contacted by adult magazines and pornographers from all over. She then signed a contract with Vivid in 2006 and has gone on to be nominated for multiple AVN and F.A.M.E. Awards, including “Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene.” Now, just let that mental image set in…

In the dark, dank pit of perversion that is the human psyched, nuzzled somewhere between necrophilia and jerking off with your left hand, sits the strange desire to do horrible, disrespectful things to statues. Something about their inanimate, helpless nature seems to bring out the rapist in even the most virtuous among us. And if you ask us, that’s f**king hilarious.

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What do you get when you combine Oops!… I Did It Again Britney Spears with Butterfly Mariah Carey? The hottest big-eyed blonde you’ve ever seen. Meet pin-up-perfect, 21-year-old glamour and fashion model, Kodye Elyse. She’s done a few ads for companies like Mossimo, but hasn’t yet gotten the exposure we think she deserves.