Candice Michelle is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Starting with a career in modeling, this 30-year-old badass brunette, Candice Michelle was Cyber Girl of the Week in the June 2002 issue of Playboy as well as m…

Top 5 Funnest Ways to Ruin Your Life

You may have noticed that a lot of people’s lives are getting ruined right now. And you know what? Odds are that at least a few of you will have your lives ruined in a somewhat similar fashion, maybe pretty soon. Sucks to say, but it’s true. With this being the case, we suggest getting a jump on things and ruining your life in a really awesome way before fate has a chance to come along and ruin it for you. Here are some suggested methods.

2008 World Series Of Beer Pong Champ Crowned

• World Series Of Beer Pong Champ Crowned

• Insert Blow Job Joke Here

• Amy Winehouse Topless Beach Push-up Pics

• 10 Best Drunk Celebrity Videos

• New Smokin’ Bar Rafaeli Bikini Pictures

• Michael Jordan’s Top 40 Moments Video

49 Gorgeous Gadget Girls

If there’s one thing geeks love more than technology, it’s pictures of hot girls using technology. And we have to say, it’s a damn fine combination. I…

Boston College Threatens Coach Over Jets Interview

Boston College coach Jeff Jagodzinski has been told he will be fired if he interviews for the head-coaching vacancy with the New York Jets, according to sources.

10 New Year’s Resolutions Every Guy Should Try

• Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions Every Guy Should Try

• Man Bicycles 180 Miles To Have Sex With Teen

• Finally! Kate Bosworth Shows Some Nipple

• Carrie Underwood Dating A Pro Hockey Player

• Vandy Babe Joins The Lingerie Football League

• Celebrity Pot Smokers of the Year

Miss COED: Alina Vacariu

Twenty-four-year-old brunette beauty Alina Vacariu first landed on the scene in a big way after being named Romania’s Model of the Year in 1998, at the age of 14. She soon signed with Elite Model Management, landing her spots modeling bikini and lingerie around the world. She’s appeared…

How to Compete in the Amsterdam Olympics!

In the Amsterdam Olympics, there are no losers, only winners! In one of the major cities of sport—Amsterdam—you can prove superhuman feats of athleticism, with grueling sporting contests involving every possible debauchery the Red Light district has to offer - events illegal in our country, bu…

Sir Charles Arrested, Spent $1,800 Drinking with Urkel

• Sir Charles Arrested, Spent $1,800 Drinking with Urkel

• Fat “Squashing” = Worst. Fetish. Ever.

• Kristin Cavallari Attempts Alba Ass Pose

• Eddie Murphy Entertains White Chicks in Bikinis

• Rey Maualuga Harasses Erin Andrews

• Nut Shot Compilation

Australian Football = Pain [Video]

If you think American football is the most badass, then you haven’t seen the Australian version. I don’t know what any of the rules are, but apparently body-checking a dude so hard it makes him look like a rag doll is totally legal. 

5 Things To Do On A Porn Set (Other than Have Sex)

Many of you would feel like a little kid run amok in a candy shop if you ever had a chance to spend a day on a porn set. Never fear, I–your trusty blogger– got to spend an afternoon in an industrial section of North Hollywood, across from a sheet-metal shop on a porn set. So here are 5 …

Bikini Girl Slip N’ Slide [VIDEO]

OK, I’ve got this idea for a television show: We’ll get a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, cover them in KY jelly and line them up in a row. Then we’ll have weird middle aged dudes try to slip N’ slide across them, and whoever makes it the farthest wins! It’s gonna be great… Oh, the Japanese already did that? Figures…

How to Sleep In Your Car

Why pay for a motel, when your car can double as a “mini-motel!” Much like the Capsule Hotels in Japan, which provide you with an area just large enough to fit your body, overnight car-sleeping is more comfortable than you think—if you make the proper preparations:

5 Celebrities Most Likely to Die in ‘09

• 5 Celebrities Most Likely to Die in ‘09

• Annalynne McCord Is Katy Perry…But Hotter

• Nikki Visser Is Stacked

• 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star

• Cephalerotica Is Awesome?

Your mission: Howe Caverns, New York

Sometimes, in order to get an awesome thrill, you need to crawl out of your element a bit.  And by crawl….I mean crawl.  Have you tried spelunking?
It’s one of the best body highs you adrenaline junkies (or aspiring adrenaline junkies) could ever hope for.  It has this f*cked up way o…